Hello. Why you so tall?

The truth is, I am actually a really short 9-year old; but because I have stretched the images for the screenshots I have been taking, it makes it seem like I'm actually very tall. But it's actually all a lie.

Wow? Really?

yes, really. This is the true story.

You are nuts.

No you!

Couldn't be.

But it's true. The internet never lies.

You must be smoking something strong.

yes, I'm high on life!

Please hook me up!!!