User:Dramartistic/Glossary

I am really obsessed with these uh.... subpage..things. Hehe ^^;;
So yea. I'm not really sure what the difference between a dictionary and a glossary is, but that's okay. This is just a list of words or phrases I might end up using... Especially since I have my own unique way of spelling things.

Words

Key:
Periwinkle = Gracie introduced me to it
Red = Mr. Duckie introduced me to it
Teal = Around Bobo was when I used it
Pink = Erin made it o-o
Gold = Bobo's twin made it o-o
Default color = my word o.o

A

B

Berr: An alternative spelling of the word "bear".
Birfdae: A fail spelling of the word "birthday". alt. spellings: birfday, bifday
Bord: A fail spelling of the word "bored".
Borken: A fail spelling of the word "broken". Origin: it was a typo coming up too often, so I believe it deserved to be its own word. Thus, 'borken' was born.

C

CD: An acronym that stands for "constipated dump". (Don't ask...)
Confuzzled: I'm still not really sure how its pronounced. (She/we started using it about 4 years ago.) Used as "confused" is.

D

E

Epical: Idk o-o... Ask May :D

F

Failstamp: A word I use to express a sight of utter failure, in which I wish I could just stamp it with a "fail" stamp.
Fase: A fail spelling of the word "face", I stole it from my bestest friend in MapleStory. Bwahaha. And he doesn't even know. :3
Fink: A fail spelling of the word "think".
Fluffly: A fail spelling of the word "fluffly". Somehow it makes whatever sound more fluffy.
Fudgenuggets: My alternative incase I ever find myself in the need to use colorful language, though lately I haven't been using it (or colorful language).

G

Go die: One of my many catchphrases.

H

Happyful: I'm sure of how to pronounce it..I think.... Used as "happy" is.

I

J

K

Kthxbai: Not really sure where I first saw it, but its "K (okay), thanks bye" all squished into 7 letters. I say it rather often in real life, and no one knows what I said. :D

L

Lolcow: Her (Gracie's) cow. o.o... no idea how it started.

M

N

O

Orlynao: A contraction of "Oh really now". I don't use it as much now, instead I use "Orlynow", seeing as "Nao" actually is something in this game (I used to play MapleStory). alt. spellings: Orlynow

P

Poff: A fail spelling of the word "poof".
Prettyful: Used as "pretty" is.

Q

R

S

T

Thereal: A fail spelling of the word "cereal". I forgot where my friend got it from, but he got it from somewhere, and now I'm saying it too.

U

V

W

Wowderful: A write-o..thing one of my teachers made, it was supposed to be "wonderful", but the n was spaces out a bit, so it looked like a "w". (Note: This was handwriting, I don't go blind from reading typed up letters..I think...)

X

Y

Yerp: A fail spelling of the word "yep". alt. spellings: Yurp.
Yew: A fail spelling of the word "you". (also a homophone of the word "you".)
Yewbush no. 27: Some wire-flower thingy I have. alt. spellings: (any other way to say "number", such as "n." or "#")

Z

Zomigawdroflmaowtfbbqsaucelemonjuice,onastick, etc: Do I need to explain? The ending varies depending on whether or not I remember the one I last used, and sometimes it starts without the z.

Notes

So I decided that I wanted to make a guide about the random things I say, apart from the funky words I say. Sure, I say those words too, but you don't find phrases in dictionaries..I think. Idk. Anywho, I'll probably fix up the format later, whenever I feel like it, but here's a list of phrases that I tend to say, and Ima not sort them by letter, but they are going to be in alphabetical order.. Or maybe I'll change it later to the frequency order. Idunno.
[The Current] Time Plane: Normally used in the statement "as of the current time plane", my way of saying "now". So, "as of the current time plane" = "as of right now". For example: "as of the current time plane, I'm not sure......", which could 'translate' into "as of right now, I'm not sure......"
Mark my words: Normally used when I make a violent threat, and normally said to this one certain individual who cannot remember over half the things I say, in a nutshell, another one of my catchphrases.
I don't know what to say to that: What I use if I don't feel like saying "No comment".

And then there would be the things that I say, like... lol. Not just any "lol", but "lol" attached onto the preceding word. For example: I ate a cookielol. There was a cat outside the windowlol.
What am I trying to show here? Not much, except the fact that I'm too lazy to type a comma and a space, so it ends up being a brand new word. They vary, so I'm not going to bother putting the whole dictionary+lol into my glossary up there.