PHP Server Statuses?

Eh, Marck isn't replying to my request on MM :(
Guess we'll have to wait ~小太郎 ^TALK_CONTRIBS 2011:06:13:10:52 (Monday)

No, Kotarou, we're not going to host this thing on MM and iframe it onto here.

If we have access to the base PHP for the wiki_home page, a simple "Include()" function call is all that's needed. Oh, and the script has to be placed on this server. But that's easy enough, IJ can do it in about 5 sec.